Driving back from Ama and Papa's house today

After Mommy commented on the kudzu vines strangling the trees along the road:

"I want to go to the Kud Zoo! Right now!"


Almost home, noticing the deer grazing on the side of the road:

Ryan: "When it rains, the rain deer come out."

Mommy: "What do reindeer eat?"

Ryan: "Green grass."

Daddy: "Right. And our flowers."

Ryan: "When the reindeer eat our flowers, they have to go sit on their naughty steps."