The unbearable burden of having a cute butt

So I'm sitting in the kitchen a few days ago, and Ryan walks up, turns around and drops his pants.

Ryan: I just want to show you my butt.

Mommy: Why?

Ryan: Because it is funny.

Mommy: Why is your butt funny?

Ryan (with a big sigh and resigned tone of voice): Because everybody loves it.


Yes, it's such a burden to have a butt that everyone loves. :-)

unbidital cord

Mommy: (pretending to bite Ryan's toes): I am going to eat your feet all up!

Ryan: NO! I need my feet to walk on.

Mommy: Then I will eat your hands all up.

Ryan: NO! I need my hands to grab things with.

Mommy: Then I will eat your neck all up.

Ryan: NO! I need my neck to wiggle my head around. (Wiggles head)

Mommy: Then I will eat your elbows all up.

Ryan: NO! I need my elbows to move my hands around. Like this. (Sticks out arms and wiggles hands.)

Mommy: Then I will eat your kneecaps all up.

Ryan: NO! I need my kneecaps to move my feet around. Like this. (Kicks out leg and shakes foot).

Mommy: Then I will eat your belly button all up.

Ryan: NO! I need my belly button to click my unbidital cord into.

Mommy: (laughing too hard to come up with another body part)